The other day my brother and I came home from work and were famished. I decided the perfect lunch would be Peanut Butter & Jelly on toast. He agreed. I popped my two pieces of bread into the toaster on the highest setting because I am not at all patient when it comes to food taking any length of time to cook. I wanted the toaster to heat up quickly and then I'd cancel it when it was the shade of brown I preferred. We're talking away and I pop my toast out of the Brave Big Toaster and he marveled at how lovely it looked. I proceeded to make my sandwich as he popped his two pieces of toast in the Brave Big Toaster. He left it on the highest setting. After a few minutes if idle chit chat I noticed there was a foul odor brewing in the kitchen. Not having any brain power left after a full day at work, my brain just said to leave the room and not investigate what that odor was. Next thing I know my brother shouts "It's BURNT!" He looks at my half-eaten sandwich and then back at his black toast and says "Why doesn't it look like yours?!?!" I explained that I canceled my toast just as soon as it had started and he looked at me and said "WHY didn't you tell me that!?" Sorry, I didn't know I had to walk you through how to make toast.
All of a sudden my brother disappeared. He left the house. I thought it rather odd that he'd get so angry that he'd leave the house. It takes something like work or girls to make him leave the house. Oh well. Next thing I know he slams both doors and stamps his way back into the house.
"I took my burnt toast outside to toss to the birds and the wind was so strong it carried the toast to the roof of the garage! Now what do I do?!"
At this point I just burst into laughter and that made him even more frustrated. First you burn your toast because you can't think for yourself and then you throw it outside for it to land on my garage. Maybe he should have just sat down and gone to bed before doing anything more. But, alas, I could not speak any of those words because I was laughing so hard that I cried. And peed a little.
