Loganomic: And now my stomach feels wrong.
lick: mhmmm
lick: see?!
lick: I'm all dizzy and weird
Pee: Yeah
Pee: I'm kinda nauseous
Pee: and headachey
lick: we all gonna diiiieeeee!
Loganomic: ...This is weird.
Pee: My paranoid mind
Pee: Goes to the united states was just under attack from terrorists with gas
lick: ahahaha
lick: it's pretty slow acting
lick: cause akua was puking yesterday
lick: and I didn't feel like it till after my nap
lick: oh and akua is fine today
lick: so it was kind of a fail as far as biological attacks go
Pee: hhaahahaha
Pee: Couldn't take out a toddler
lick: "HAHAHA We'll show them!! Everyone will feel SO queasy for a day!! We're gonna FUCK UP their long weekend!!"
Pee: HAHAHAHAHA
Pee: Actually? That's a pretty good plan
lick: ahahahah
Pee: Well, for the people who have mon through fri jobs at least
lick: our country is gonna fold because everyone is grumpy
Pee: HHAHAHAHHAA
Pee: Yessss
Pee: Grumpiness is the key to terrorism
Pee: They've won!

If he hates life a little, that's considered a success.

italianqt: I'd rather make you a Chewbacca themed doctor bag
lick: or just kill two birds with one stone and make him chewbacca undies
lick: with matching leg warmers
Pee: :o That is amazing
lick: he can be a go-go dancer at gay star wars conventions
Pee: omg! Seriously
italianqt: HAHAHHAHAHA
Pee: And the gay boys would love him
italianqt: I'd buy tickets for this
italianqt: Cause he'd be like a bear!
italianqt: Literally
lick: pretty sure chewbacca is more dog than bear
lick: ahahahahahaha

Pee: They'd ALL cry on his shoulder about how the dude they made out with at the bar is now making out with another dude
Pee: And Logan would just pat them on the back "There, there. You are WAY too good for him, anyway"
Pee: "Just have another glowstick shot"
lick: ahahahahahaha
italianqt: Hahhahahaah
lick: oh my god
Loganomic: ....
lick: he may be made for this job
Pee: "And go dance your butt off. Listen! They're playing Cher!"
italianqt: HAHHAHA
lick: HAHAH
Pee: The little twink would do the peacock call, lovingly kiss Logan on the cheek, then flutter off to dance to Cher and make out with a new dude
rattenfaenger: HAHAHAHAHA
rattenfaenger: omg i'm dying laughing right now

Pee: Why is it so much fun coming up with detailed scenarios for you, Logo?
lick: ahahahahahahahahah
lick: also, I don't know
Loganomic: You guys make me hate life a little.