Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Yeah. It's all about me.
This is basically how I see things. I think it's pretty accurate. Click on the thumbnail below to get an enlarged - and thus more readable - glimpse of my mind's memory:
LaurenE's intros cont.
Now we move on to Melina aka Melinia aka Merina. Melinie is the dark horse of the group. One minute she's nice, sweet, and innocent, and then sboom! she's cussing like a sailor and telling it how it really is. I love being her friend....I wouldn't want to be her enemy.
Melina is one of the quieter imoppers, she's not constantly interrupting everyone else like the rest of us, but now that I think about it, thats probably because she doesn't really have the time to. She works at a job where like, she has to do real work and can't just chat on the internet. And then when she's at home she's pretty busy taking care of her zoo. I have a feeling though, that sometimes when she's logged in but not talking, she's doing her own thing on the interwebs but keeping one eye on the conversation me and lick are having about say, our braim tumors and just shaking her head.
Melina is one of the quieter imoppers, she's not constantly interrupting everyone else like the rest of us, but now that I think about it, thats probably because she doesn't really have the time to. She works at a job where like, she has to do real work and can't just chat on the internet. And then when she's at home she's pretty busy taking care of her zoo. I have a feeling though, that sometimes when she's logged in but not talking, she's doing her own thing on the interwebs but keeping one eye on the conversation me and lick are having about say, our braim tumors and just shaking her head.
Melina's Two Cents
Oh. Hello! This is Melina here getting ready to lay the lowdown of how I see each of us imoppers. They are in no particular order, of course.
Peewee ~
Oh dearest peewee. She is so funny and witty with that dark side that keeps you coming back for more. You talk to her in a chat room for months and think she is this cute and sweet, innocent little thing and then she pipes up with something completely inappropriate and your brain pops and realizes who she REALLY is and now you can't get enough of that witty, sarcastic, dark humor. I think of Peewee as the bridge that connects us all as I don't think we would be quite as tight knit without her. She is also great with makeup and one night made her eyes up to be this rainbow sherbet-like lovely combination and has promised me she'll do her hair and eyes up in rainbow again one day. When things aren't going well for me at work or home life I often think "But I have yet to see the Peewee Rainbow Combination" and that keeps me plugging on.
Logan ~
Hmph. He can be the most caring of individuals but not when you're in a Walmart looking for Swedish Fish and he basically tells me to stop texting him asking him where they are. Then, he's just mean. By the way I finally found those Swedish Fish. At some point we were faux married which basically involved me threatening to walk him over hot coals or stinging bees I can't remember which. It was a short marriage, as most of mine usually are. It is fun to watch him be totally surprised, shocked, horrified, and forever scarred by whatever links Lic posts. I get a big kick out of this. Logan is also a big animal lover which I find adorable and sweet. He's also a worry wart and accident prone.
Lic ~
I've known about Lic for FOREVER on the old forum but never really got to know her until we all grouped together into this IMOP thing. Lic is an adorably doting mom but way more than just the title of "mom with two children". She is funny and yet oddly troubling. She will link us to the most insane, shocking, horrifying things on the internet and I sit here going "What. the. fuck?" a lot. If it weren't for Lic I'd probably not know quite as much about these things as I currently do. I appreciate her educating us in these ways as now I won't be so shocked when I come across them in real life (god I hope I don't..).
Steph ~
Oh Steph. Sometimes I worry about her! She is funny and very devoted to her lifestyle and dedicated to giving some of the most hard on their luck animals a loving home for the time they are with her. She volunteers at an animal rescue cleaning cages, fostering animals, and all that good stuff. Stupid people are the bane of her existence. Well, that could be said for all of us but she definitely lets it be known! She has an obsession with good beer which I will never understand as I hate the stuff. She has good taste in cars and probably good taste in clothing and makeup but I wouldn't know what good taste for either of those things are! She is also quite perverted and lets the whole world know when she has certain infections in certain areas of her body due to certain sexual acts. Quite charming.
Laureneeee ~
I was very perplexed when Laurenie came onto the scene but was assured that she was safe and sensible. Lauren is very much into animals of every kind and will spend all day researching one thing or another and BOOM next thing you know she is sending you pictures of her newest obsession. Sometimes they scare me. ;)
Billie ~
Oh funny Billie. Knowledgeable, wise, witty, and lays things down how they are in a comical way that no one else can. She flits in on a rainbow and leaves on a lightning bolt. We never get enough of Billie!
Melina ~
Melina. What can I say? She pops in and out of the conversations as she sees fit. A lot of times she sits back down to peek into chat and find the most insane things going on and she'll put in her two cents and hopes it goes well. There are many faces to Melina, almost as many as there are nicknames for her. You never know which one you're going to get! She generally cares a great deal about all of the Imoppers and can't express how much joy and hilarity has come from this group over the last 18 months or so. Of course she does have to save face so she can't just go all out wild but she does her best with those two cents. ;)
Peewee ~
Oh dearest peewee. She is so funny and witty with that dark side that keeps you coming back for more. You talk to her in a chat room for months and think she is this cute and sweet, innocent little thing and then she pipes up with something completely inappropriate and your brain pops and realizes who she REALLY is and now you can't get enough of that witty, sarcastic, dark humor. I think of Peewee as the bridge that connects us all as I don't think we would be quite as tight knit without her. She is also great with makeup and one night made her eyes up to be this rainbow sherbet-like lovely combination and has promised me she'll do her hair and eyes up in rainbow again one day. When things aren't going well for me at work or home life I often think "But I have yet to see the Peewee Rainbow Combination" and that keeps me plugging on.
Logan ~
Hmph. He can be the most caring of individuals but not when you're in a Walmart looking for Swedish Fish and he basically tells me to stop texting him asking him where they are. Then, he's just mean. By the way I finally found those Swedish Fish. At some point we were faux married which basically involved me threatening to walk him over hot coals or stinging bees I can't remember which. It was a short marriage, as most of mine usually are. It is fun to watch him be totally surprised, shocked, horrified, and forever scarred by whatever links Lic posts. I get a big kick out of this. Logan is also a big animal lover which I find adorable and sweet. He's also a worry wart and accident prone.
Lic ~
I've known about Lic for FOREVER on the old forum but never really got to know her until we all grouped together into this IMOP thing. Lic is an adorably doting mom but way more than just the title of "mom with two children". She is funny and yet oddly troubling. She will link us to the most insane, shocking, horrifying things on the internet and I sit here going "What. the. fuck?" a lot. If it weren't for Lic I'd probably not know quite as much about these things as I currently do. I appreciate her educating us in these ways as now I won't be so shocked when I come across them in real life (god I hope I don't..).
Steph ~
Oh Steph. Sometimes I worry about her! She is funny and very devoted to her lifestyle and dedicated to giving some of the most hard on their luck animals a loving home for the time they are with her. She volunteers at an animal rescue cleaning cages, fostering animals, and all that good stuff. Stupid people are the bane of her existence. Well, that could be said for all of us but she definitely lets it be known! She has an obsession with good beer which I will never understand as I hate the stuff. She has good taste in cars and probably good taste in clothing and makeup but I wouldn't know what good taste for either of those things are! She is also quite perverted and lets the whole world know when she has certain infections in certain areas of her body due to certain sexual acts. Quite charming.
Laureneeee ~
I was very perplexed when Laurenie came onto the scene but was assured that she was safe and sensible. Lauren is very much into animals of every kind and will spend all day researching one thing or another and BOOM next thing you know she is sending you pictures of her newest obsession. Sometimes they scare me. ;)
Billie ~
Oh funny Billie. Knowledgeable, wise, witty, and lays things down how they are in a comical way that no one else can. She flits in on a rainbow and leaves on a lightning bolt. We never get enough of Billie!
Melina ~
Melina. What can I say? She pops in and out of the conversations as she sees fit. A lot of times she sits back down to peek into chat and find the most insane things going on and she'll put in her two cents and hopes it goes well. There are many faces to Melina, almost as many as there are nicknames for her. You never know which one you're going to get! She generally cares a great deal about all of the Imoppers and can't express how much joy and hilarity has come from this group over the last 18 months or so. Of course she does have to save face so she can't just go all out wild but she does her best with those two cents. ;)
Mah turn!
Ok, my turn.
Pee, Tauni, etc.
Not a morning person but came to the hospital at 4 am when my head fell off. In all fairness I probably didn't wake her up since she was most likely effing Logan at that time, but that makes it even more awesome that she came. ...to the hospital. You get my point. Basically, she's a sweetheart and wonderful friend. And has monster boobays. And my boyfriend once told her that she should just take her clothes off since she said it was warm in the house. She's held my hand while I shit, gotten my puke in her eye, and had my nip on her nose. What else can I say?OH! She also thought there was an earthquake once because apparently that's what it feels like from across the apartment when my drunk ass falls off my own bed. At least my head didn't fall off that time. Man...after writing all that, I can't believe this chick still talks to me.
Lauren, Rauren, etc.
You can talk to her about anything. She's like the tofu of conversation but not in a bad way, and that's probably one of my favorite things about her. Excellent listener. Has dogs with the magical ability to make phone calls (kinda like raptors can open doors in Jurassic Park). She has crabs in her sheets. Literally. Everything is bigger in Texas, like her brain, which is even more magical than her dog making phone calls. The random blurts of super-duper-insane-intelligence are effing hilarious and awesome. Also, you can't out-do the need to get fake lashes, do costume changes, and have a "back drop curtain" for our first "video chat". Lauren is awesome.
LIC, Rachel, RIC, etc.
Without her I wouldn't have the coolest car seat in the universe or daily emails from some random designer-kid-clothing website. She can't laugh without covering her mouth...does that make her part asian? I know they have some cultural thing about showing their teeth...maybe that explains Melina's aversion to Rachel. Hmm. Regardless, she's the queen of all things random on the internet. I can now die saying I've seen a grown man stuff an orange traffic cone up his ass. I wouldn't have gotten that experience if it weren't for Rachel and Stileproject.
Logan, Rogan, Logican, etc.
Logan is boning Tauni. Just thought I'd throw that out there first. Logan easily summed up: Nice to socially awkward, rude, unfortunate looking females, but mean(ish) to his friends. He's weird. I guess the day Logan starts being nice to you is the day that you might want to look into plastic surgery and a personality change, though. He came to see me with Tauni at 4 am when my head fell off too, so he's quite the trooper. He got to meet my boyfriend for the first time when Mike had tears streaming down his face in the hospital...so that's kinda random. And even though he puts on that "mean" front, Logan is actually a really awesome friend. I'm actually not saying that sarcastically, I swear.
Melina, Merina, Merrrrrrrrrina, etc.
Ok this is gonna be short and sweet, because that's EXACTLY what Melina does in chat. We'll all be going about our business, having a strangely non-perverted conversation and SBOOM, Melina will appear the ONE moment that someone mentions something that can either be construed as perverted or when someone mentions genitalia. It just...happens...each.and.every.time. Clockwork. Oh also, we all know exactly what her hell would be like and it makes us all laugh inside. A lot.
Billie, Birrie, Biwwie, etc.
We only get sneak attacks from Billie and it makes us all sad. She did get a cell phone which is a HUGE advancement in Billieness, but she needs the internet at home so some of her humor can be inserted into this thing.
And I think I'm done. I was going to do one-word ones but that actually seemed like it would take more time. Maybe I'll still do it. Hmm.
Pee, Tauni, etc.
Not a morning person but came to the hospital at 4 am when my head fell off. In all fairness I probably didn't wake her up since she was most likely effing Logan at that time, but that makes it even more awesome that she came. ...to the hospital. You get my point. Basically, she's a sweetheart and wonderful friend. And has monster boobays. And my boyfriend once told her that she should just take her clothes off since she said it was warm in the house. She's held my hand while I shit, gotten my puke in her eye, and had my nip on her nose. What else can I say?OH! She also thought there was an earthquake once because apparently that's what it feels like from across the apartment when my drunk ass falls off my own bed. At least my head didn't fall off that time. Man...after writing all that, I can't believe this chick still talks to me.
Lauren, Rauren, etc.
You can talk to her about anything. She's like the tofu of conversation but not in a bad way, and that's probably one of my favorite things about her. Excellent listener. Has dogs with the magical ability to make phone calls (kinda like raptors can open doors in Jurassic Park). She has crabs in her sheets. Literally. Everything is bigger in Texas, like her brain, which is even more magical than her dog making phone calls. The random blurts of super-duper-insane-intelligence are effing hilarious and awesome. Also, you can't out-do the need to get fake lashes, do costume changes, and have a "back drop curtain" for our first "video chat". Lauren is awesome.
LIC, Rachel, RIC, etc.
Without her I wouldn't have the coolest car seat in the universe or daily emails from some random designer-kid-clothing website. She can't laugh without covering her mouth...does that make her part asian? I know they have some cultural thing about showing their teeth...maybe that explains Melina's aversion to Rachel. Hmm. Regardless, she's the queen of all things random on the internet. I can now die saying I've seen a grown man stuff an orange traffic cone up his ass. I wouldn't have gotten that experience if it weren't for Rachel and Stileproject.
Logan, Rogan, Logican, etc.
Logan is boning Tauni. Just thought I'd throw that out there first. Logan easily summed up: Nice to socially awkward, rude, unfortunate looking females, but mean(ish) to his friends. He's weird. I guess the day Logan starts being nice to you is the day that you might want to look into plastic surgery and a personality change, though. He came to see me with Tauni at 4 am when my head fell off too, so he's quite the trooper. He got to meet my boyfriend for the first time when Mike had tears streaming down his face in the hospital...so that's kinda random. And even though he puts on that "mean" front, Logan is actually a really awesome friend. I'm actually not saying that sarcastically, I swear.
Melina, Merina, Merrrrrrrrrina, etc.
Ok this is gonna be short and sweet, because that's EXACTLY what Melina does in chat. We'll all be going about our business, having a strangely non-perverted conversation and SBOOM, Melina will appear the ONE moment that someone mentions something that can either be construed as perverted or when someone mentions genitalia. It just...happens...each.and.every.time. Clockwork. Oh also, we all know exactly what her hell would be like and it makes us all laugh inside. A lot.
Billie, Birrie, Biwwie, etc.
We only get sneak attacks from Billie and it makes us all sad. She did get a cell phone which is a HUGE advancement in Billieness, but she needs the internet at home so some of her humor can be inserted into this thing.
And I think I'm done. I was going to do one-word ones but that actually seemed like it would take more time. Maybe I'll still do it. Hmm.
It's ok. The toilet is unclogged now.
I've learned a lesson for you all tonight. If you use too much toilet paper, it will clog the toilet. If you have a broken rubber thingy on your toilet, it will keep mini-flushing. If you have a clogged toilet *and* a broken rubber thingy? Your bathroom will flood. So even though you think you're super clever by peeing in the shower so you don't have to go out and buy a plunger.... you're mistaken. The toilet always outsmarts the human. Always.
Now... onto my introductions! I'm going to go in order of meeting them so that no one thinks I'm playing favorites.
italianqt:
Ahhh Steph. Staph. Stapharinie. Staphalopogus. Stapharooni. Lovahpampts. She's my ex-roommate, but we didn't move out on bad terms. So it's not like I hate her and want alimony or anything. I watched her grow and learn and open her mind into the person she is today. I also saw her drunk off her ass eating jalapeno poppers straight off the table. You win some, you lose some. Her head recently fell off and when I went to "simply pick her up from the hospital", we ended up staying with her for a few hours. And her boyfriend Michael. She works with air conditioners and installers and people all day. Chuck Norris is her wet dream. MAC is her second wet dream. Tonight she peed on a stick. We're going to get married at a gas station. Ooh and her nipple? She placed it gingerly upon my nose.
lick:
My Rachikins. My little hot pocket. My lixsicle. Yes, I have obnoxious nicknames for everyone. Anyway, Lick is the bra to my tittays. Lick is the money clip to my money. She's the pudding to my bread. She's the best friend I've never met in real lifeskies. We have this weird relationship where we constantly hit on each other and make everyone else just slightly uncomfortable because they're not sure if we're kidding or not. I fell in love with her when she told me the story of a girl and a hot tub.... and I've been completely smitten with her ever since. Have I mentioned she's hot? Yeah, I'd hit it. And I have a card she sent to me hanging on my fridge that has unicorns and rainbows and hearts on it. That is literally the epitome of Rachikins.
Logo:
Ahhh Logo. Loganomic. Logotronic. Shnookums. Why do I feel the need to start each of these intros with nicknames and a reminiscing tone? Ok on to the important stuff. When he first came into the chat room I was my usual obnoxious self and instantly nicknamed him Logo and he said "hmph". That's pretty much all he says? And his "hmph" has many different emotions to it. He lives in Jersey but came out to San Diego to visit his daddy once. Steph made the three of us meet up- we were too lazy and didn't really care. Well his wiley charms- talking about black ice, California drivers, and elbow babies- made me swoon. Sooo now he's my boyfriend. Muh boyfrieeemd. Muh wittle hampsum shmookerpampts wiff his wittle stefoscope and thcrubth. I should probably mention that embarrasing him is one of my greatest joys in life. Yeah, I'm a gem.
Melinie:
Mmeeellliiinniiieee used to be a moderator for one of our old chat rooms so automatically she was the enemy. I couldn't talk about peener or drop F bombs around her- that's evil if you ask me. So when someone decided to be the King Asshole of the old chat and when I asked Melinie if she'd like to create a new chat and she said "Oh fuck yes thank god"? I knew I was going to love her. Melinie is the person you always love and never hate. She has this sense of humor that will just completely slay you. And she makes pastries at work all day for fuck's sake. Who doesn't love that?! Oh! And she drools on rats and hates ayshuns (which is amazing because I'm going to school for Chinese medicine... she just rocks back and forth and imagines me making orange chicken. This keeps her calm).
Laurenie:
I only have Laurenie last because I'm honestly not quite sure when the eff I met her. She was like, the person who joined the chat and sneakily made her way into my heart. She's the really hot blonde that you think is dumb as shit but then you learn that she was the only girl in AP Chembiophysiostattracheotomy. Laurenie is easily addicted to animals, all kinds and any kinds. And I'm proud/ashamed to say that I got her addicted to hermit crabs. Like.... I get at *least* eight pictures a day of her hermies. And I wouldn't have her any other way.
So there's my besties and the people I 'hang out' with on a daily basis. I love you guyth.
Now... onto my introductions! I'm going to go in order of meeting them so that no one thinks I'm playing favorites.
italianqt:
Ahhh Steph. Staph. Stapharinie. Staphalopogus. Stapharooni. Lovahpampts. She's my ex-roommate, but we didn't move out on bad terms. So it's not like I hate her and want alimony or anything. I watched her grow and learn and open her mind into the person she is today. I also saw her drunk off her ass eating jalapeno poppers straight off the table. You win some, you lose some. Her head recently fell off and when I went to "simply pick her up from the hospital", we ended up staying with her for a few hours. And her boyfriend Michael. She works with air conditioners and installers and people all day. Chuck Norris is her wet dream. MAC is her second wet dream. Tonight she peed on a stick. We're going to get married at a gas station. Ooh and her nipple? She placed it gingerly upon my nose.
lick:
My Rachikins. My little hot pocket. My lixsicle. Yes, I have obnoxious nicknames for everyone. Anyway, Lick is the bra to my tittays. Lick is the money clip to my money. She's the pudding to my bread. She's the best friend I've never met in real lifeskies. We have this weird relationship where we constantly hit on each other and make everyone else just slightly uncomfortable because they're not sure if we're kidding or not. I fell in love with her when she told me the story of a girl and a hot tub.... and I've been completely smitten with her ever since. Have I mentioned she's hot? Yeah, I'd hit it. And I have a card she sent to me hanging on my fridge that has unicorns and rainbows and hearts on it. That is literally the epitome of Rachikins.
Logo:
Ahhh Logo. Loganomic. Logotronic. Shnookums. Why do I feel the need to start each of these intros with nicknames and a reminiscing tone? Ok on to the important stuff. When he first came into the chat room I was my usual obnoxious self and instantly nicknamed him Logo and he said "hmph". That's pretty much all he says? And his "hmph" has many different emotions to it. He lives in Jersey but came out to San Diego to visit his daddy once. Steph made the three of us meet up- we were too lazy and didn't really care. Well his wiley charms- talking about black ice, California drivers, and elbow babies- made me swoon. Sooo now he's my boyfriend. Muh boyfrieeemd. Muh wittle hampsum shmookerpampts wiff his wittle stefoscope and thcrubth. I should probably mention that embarrasing him is one of my greatest joys in life. Yeah, I'm a gem.
Melinie:
Mmeeellliiinniiieee used to be a moderator for one of our old chat rooms so automatically she was the enemy. I couldn't talk about peener or drop F bombs around her- that's evil if you ask me. So when someone decided to be the King Asshole of the old chat and when I asked Melinie if she'd like to create a new chat and she said "Oh fuck yes thank god"? I knew I was going to love her. Melinie is the person you always love and never hate. She has this sense of humor that will just completely slay you. And she makes pastries at work all day for fuck's sake. Who doesn't love that?! Oh! And she drools on rats and hates ayshuns (which is amazing because I'm going to school for Chinese medicine... she just rocks back and forth and imagines me making orange chicken. This keeps her calm).
Laurenie:
I only have Laurenie last because I'm honestly not quite sure when the eff I met her. She was like, the person who joined the chat and sneakily made her way into my heart. She's the really hot blonde that you think is dumb as shit but then you learn that she was the only girl in AP Chembiophysiostattracheotomy. Laurenie is easily addicted to animals, all kinds and any kinds. And I'm proud/ashamed to say that I got her addicted to hermit crabs. Like.... I get at *least* eight pictures a day of her hermies. And I wouldn't have her any other way.
So there's my besties and the people I 'hang out' with on a daily basis. I love you guyth.
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