lick: I may literally be the worst parent ever
lick: akua is whining and crying and having a fit
lick: because he's "in a bad mood!"
lick: like always
lick: and he was like, how can I not be in a bad mood?!
lick: and I'm like, you know, jesus takes a frown, and turns it upside down, and whoops! there goes a smile!
lick: "so you should try and find jesus"
lick: so now he is physically looking for jesus in my house
lick: and I am cracking up
lick: and he is so pissed at me for laughing
And later on that evening:
rattenfaenger: hey
rattenfaenger: i gave up on science
italianqt: It's all just a bunch of unproven theories anyway!
italianqt: You should change your major
italianqt: Definitely
italianqt: To theology
lick: you could help akua find jesus
rattenfaenger: okay!!
rattenfaenger: did you tell him to go looking for Jesus?
italianqt: Hahhahaaha
rattenfaenger: that sounds like a wonderful way to get rid of a kid
lick: yup
lick: it was great until he got frustrated and angry
rattenfaenger: HAHAHAHAHA
lick: then he started giving me a look like I might be retarded
rattenfaenger: where did he look?
rattenfaenger: tell him jesus is very very small
rattenfaenger: and good at hiding
lick: and was like "jesus isn't real, you made it up, right?"
lick: HAHA
lick: and all I could do was say "well..."
rattenfaenger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
lick: then he got distracted by something else
