Tell us more, Logan.

Loganomic: I just want to get down to my boxers.
Loganomic: And ride them over and over and over again

The Elusive Beaver.

Loganomic: In my town, there is a local river think called Newton Creek.
Loganomic: And for the past several months, there has been a pretty obvious beaver dam going on.
Loganomic: And chewed trees, etc.
lick: beaver
Pee: dam
Pee: BBAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pee: We're so adult
lick: ahahahahahaha
Loganomic: And yet the township has been telling people that there is no beaver.
Pee: NO BEAVER IN THE TOWN!?!?!?
Pee: GET OUT!! GET OUT NOW!!!!
lick: THE BEAVER IS A LIE
Loganomic: To me, a beaver dam is pretty obvious, ya know?
Loganomic: Anyhow.
Loganomic: Bryan just took a picture of the beaver.
Pee: YOU'RE HUNTING FOR THE NONEXISTANT BEAVER!
lick: yeah he did
Pee: hahahah yaaayyy Bryan
Loganomic: Someone had set up a trap, so he took a picture of the dead beaver.
Pee: .............
Pee: You just effed up our fun
lick: you did
lick: :(
Loganomic: Which made it super fun for me. :P
Pee: My face literally fell
lick: hahahahahahahha
Loganomic: "After seeking further help I came back to show a Nature Activist where I had found it. When we arrived He pointed out that it had been trapped. I somehow missed the chain nor did i move it.This is unacceptable and animal cruelty."
italianqt: omg
lick: I pictured a dead hooker in a bear trap, sitting on an embankment
lick: and bryan snapping away
Loganomic: I like how he capitalized He.
Loganomic: It looks like Jesus went with him.
Pee: HAHAHAH
lick: HAHAHAHH
Pee: Your brother was on the hunt for beaver with Jesus
italianqt: hahahahahhahahahaahahahahaha
lick: HAHAHAHAHAA
italianqt: omg
Loganomic: Omg.
Loganomic: LMAO.
lick: omg
italianqt: dying laughing
lick: omg I am cackling like a crazywoman
Pee: hhahaaha ssaaaammmeeee

Poor choice of words for this crowd.

italianqt: I got a facial today
italianqt: Wait
Loganomic: ....
Pee: Woo for Mike!
italianqt: On my face
italianqt: With no
italianqt: NoNONO
italianqt: Yeah
Loganomic: LMAO.
italianqt: God
italianqt: Hahahha
Pee: Hhahaha

Loganomic: And now my stomach feels wrong.
lick: mhmmm
lick: see?!
lick: I'm all dizzy and weird
Pee: Yeah
Pee: I'm kinda nauseous
Pee: and headachey
lick: we all gonna diiiieeeee!
Loganomic: ...This is weird.
Pee: My paranoid mind
Pee: Goes to the united states was just under attack from terrorists with gas
lick: ahahaha
lick: it's pretty slow acting
lick: cause akua was puking yesterday
lick: and I didn't feel like it till after my nap
lick: oh and akua is fine today
lick: so it was kind of a fail as far as biological attacks go
Pee: hhaahahaha
Pee: Couldn't take out a toddler
lick: "HAHAHA We'll show them!! Everyone will feel SO queasy for a day!! We're gonna FUCK UP their long weekend!!"
Pee: HAHAHAHAHA
Pee: Actually? That's a pretty good plan
lick: ahahahah
Pee: Well, for the people who have mon through fri jobs at least
lick: our country is gonna fold because everyone is grumpy
Pee: HHAHAHAHHAA
Pee: Yessss
Pee: Grumpiness is the key to terrorism
Pee: They've won!

If he hates life a little, that's considered a success.

italianqt: I'd rather make you a Chewbacca themed doctor bag
lick: or just kill two birds with one stone and make him chewbacca undies
lick: with matching leg warmers
Pee: :o That is amazing
lick: he can be a go-go dancer at gay star wars conventions
Pee: omg! Seriously
italianqt: HAHAHHAHAHA
Pee: And the gay boys would love him
italianqt: I'd buy tickets for this
italianqt: Cause he'd be like a bear!
italianqt: Literally
lick: pretty sure chewbacca is more dog than bear
lick: ahahahahahaha

Pee: They'd ALL cry on his shoulder about how the dude they made out with at the bar is now making out with another dude
Pee: And Logan would just pat them on the back "There, there. You are WAY too good for him, anyway"
Pee: "Just have another glowstick shot"
lick: ahahahahahaha
italianqt: Hahhahahaah
lick: oh my god
Loganomic: ....
lick: he may be made for this job
Pee: "And go dance your butt off. Listen! They're playing Cher!"
italianqt: HAHHAHA
lick: HAHAH
Pee: The little twink would do the peacock call, lovingly kiss Logan on the cheek, then flutter off to dance to Cher and make out with a new dude
rattenfaenger: HAHAHAHAHA
rattenfaenger: omg i'm dying laughing right now

Pee: Why is it so much fun coming up with detailed scenarios for you, Logo?
lick: ahahahahahahahahah
lick: also, I don't know
Loganomic: You guys make me hate life a little.

Must be a full moon...

Pee: Ok
Pee: This is not fixing my Indian food craving *at all*
Pee: I want it greasy and fatty and creamy and to give me anal leakage
Loganomic: ...
Pee: This is way too healthy
Loganomic: Um, sexy.
lick: ahahahahah
lick: I am so turned on right meow
lick: ......................
Loganomic: .....
Loganomic: Um, wha?
lick: what the fuck was that?
Pee: ........
Loganomic: You're beocming a furry. :O
lick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Loganomic: Becoming, even.
lick: I'm going to think positively and assume I'm becoming a cat

Because I actually got a +1 from Lix...

lick: http://pinterest.com/pin/240027855109729372/
lick: holy shitballs
lick: the smoulder on the guy on the left
lick: the guy on the right makes up for it with his pug eyes :x
Loganomic: ....
Pee: omg he totes has pug eyes!!
lick: doesn't he?!
lick: hahaha
rattenfaenger: hahahahaha
lick: clearly the hubbs is imported goods
Loganomic: ...I feel dumb.
Loganomic: Really dumb.
Pee: why?
lick: .....why?
Loganomic: I was going to say, 'That little girl looks way more like pug-eyed dad than the other one."
Loganomic: :x
lick: HAHAHAH
Pee: HHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pee: Ohhhh Logan
Pee: <3
lick: I don't think science is quite there, logan
Pee: I love your innocence
Pee: You don't see two spermies. You just see love, and the life that blossoms from it
Loganomic: Well, if one of them was a transman...
Loganomic: Totally plausible.
lick: true
rattenfaenger: hahahaha
Pee: Ooohh
Pee: True!
lick: and logan covers up his retardism with a valid argument
lick: +1
lick: I should do that more often
rattenfaenger: HAHAHAHA
Loganomic: I'm lucky that a valid arguement existed.
Loganomic: Whew.
Pee: Hhaha
lick: ahahaha
Pee: Good job!

She's still alive because she's pretty. And boobs.

lick: and signed it "play on, playa"

lick: I'm so smoothe

Loganomic: LOL!

Loganomic: Definitely smoothe

lick: smoothe indeed

lick: also coole

lick: wait

lick: smoothe is right

lick: why does it look SO wrong?!

lick: no it's totally wrong

Loganomic: Smooth.

Loganomic: Lix.

Loganomic: It's smooth.

Loganomic: Goddamnit.

lick: how did I live this long?