Can anyone feel the christmas spirit?!

Loganomic: and i love mmy mom too
Loganomic: i am so rambly now
Loganomic: and I am so super stoked on life right now
Loganomic: i want to drink more often!

So much love.

Loganomic: Oh!
Loganomic: guys!
Loganomic: Guess what?
lick: WHAT?!
Loganomic: I MADE A GROWN UP OMELET TODAY FOR BREAKFAST!
lick: ahahahahaha
lick: what was in it?
Loganomic: Spinach, mashrooms, and pepperoni with mozzerella cheese.
Pee: Hhahaha
Pee: *pat*
Pee: You're such a big boy!
Pee: Although if I were going to be fickle?
Pee: Pepperoni =/= grown up
Loganomic: ...
Pee: But the mashrooms cancel that out
Pee: So it was super grown up!
Loganomic: uh huh.
Loganomic: Don't patronize me now, fickle woman.
Loganomic: Jeez.
Pee: hhahahaha
Pee: I'm very proud of you
Loganomic: Liar.
Pee: I am!
Pee: Beaming with pride!
Loganomic: Mhm.
Pee: From my chest
Pee: A ray of pride is emanating
Pee: PEW!
Loganomic: ...
Loganomic: I'm glad I won't be in here as often now.

Gayguins

lick: http://teddyhilton.com/2011-11-07-same-sex-penguin-couple-to-be-split-up-at-zoo-so-they-can-mate-with-females/?from=PH
lick: awwww
lick: hahahaha
lick: I wonder if they'll breed
Pee: Doubtful
Pee: They're gay!!
Pee: Jesus
lick: maybe they're bisexual penguins
Pee: Oohhh they could be
lick: or maybe all the female penguins are just total bitches
lick: and they were like, fuck this, let's have a bromance
lick: either way, I feel bad for them
lick: poor little gayguins :(
Pee: gayguins <3
Pee: I'd think female penguins would be total bitches
Pee: they look it
lick: right?
Pee: All stuck up
Pee: Dressed up fancy all the time
lick: in men's clothing
Pee: omg
Pee: They're butch lesbians
Pee: Just using the men for their spermies
lick: then how come they're all hooking up with the mens?
Pee: That's what happened
Pee: gayguins caught onto them
lick: they're not waddling on home to their women
Pee: No but all the wominz take month long trips to go "find food"
Pee: Yeah, they're finding fish, alright
lick: lesbian penguin orgy,.
lick: HAHAAH OMG
Pee: While the mens stay home with the eggs
Pee: Chillin
Pee: Be all hungry and shit
lick: omg that made me slap my knee
lick: like literally
Pee: HAHHAHAH
Pee: Yyeesss
Loganomic: Poor bromancing penguins.
Pee: I feel like we should start a fund
Pee: "Save the gayguins from having to stick their peeps into the butch lezguins"
lick: hahahahahaha
lick: at least they're classy butch
lick: and not slovenly butch
lick: all hanging around in dirty cargo shorts
Pee: Mhm, not Home Depot lezguins

Because Lix won't make her own blog...

lick: I may literally be the worst parent ever
lick: akua is whining and crying and having a fit
lick: because he's "in a bad mood!"
lick: like always
lick: and he was like, how can I not be in a bad mood?!
lick: and I'm like, you know, jesus takes a frown, and turns it upside down, and whoops! there goes a smile!
lick: "so you should try and find jesus"
lick: so now he is physically looking for jesus in my house
lick: and I am cracking up
lick: and he is so pissed at me for laughing


And later on that evening:

rattenfaenger: hey
rattenfaenger: i gave up on science
italianqt: It's all just a bunch of unproven theories anyway!
italianqt: You should change your major
italianqt: Definitely
italianqt: To theology
lick: you could help akua find jesus
rattenfaenger: okay!!
rattenfaenger: did you tell him to go looking for Jesus?
italianqt: Hahhahaaha
rattenfaenger: that sounds like a wonderful way to get rid of a kid
lick: yup
lick: it was great until he got frustrated and angry
rattenfaenger: HAHAHAHAHA
lick: then he started giving me a look like I might be retarded
rattenfaenger: where did he look?
rattenfaenger: tell him jesus is very very small
rattenfaenger: and good at hiding
lick: and was like "jesus isn't real, you made it up, right?"
lick: HAHA
lick: and all I could do was say "well..."
rattenfaenger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
lick: then he got distracted by something else

Sweet, caring Logan

Loganomic: But, if any of you had a problem, I'd be nice and help you with it.

rattenfaenger: i have a problem...

lick: me too
lick: will you be there for me, logan?
lick: WILL YOU SUPPORT ME?!

Loganomic: Depends on what the problem is...
Loganomic: So pick the right one.

lick: WILL YOU BE THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS?!?!

Loganomic: ...
Loganomic: And that's a no.
Loganomic: I'm not being anyone's wind.
Loganomic: I'll cut off your wings.

Babies.

italianqt: This is going to sound mean but it can only be said in a room where someone can suggest aborting a 6 month old fetus and everyone laughs
italianqt: I'm afraid he'll be ugly
italianqt: :x
italianqt: Because Mike was kinda not the cutest baby

pee: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

lick: look
lick: all babies are ugly
lick: well
lick: no
lick: I was cute
lick: but
lick: most babies are ugly

pee: haha

italianqt: No no
italianqt: Not normal-ugly

lick: don't worry about what he looks like as a baby

italianqt: hang on, I have a pic of baby Mike
italianqt: I don't want an ugly baby!
italianqt: :x

pee: It's gonna be a fugmonster
pee: I already know it

lick: HAHAHA mike was abnormally ugly?

italianqt: God that's awful

lick: it'll be ok

pee: Show us the pic

italianqt: HAHAHA
italianqt: Well he had that nose
italianqt: And a durrrrrr look on his face all the time

pee: Yeah and look how handsome he turned out


lick: it will grow up to be totally cute
lick: and get lots and lots of dick

italianqt: HAHHAHAHAHAHA

pee: He's the best looking of hi-OMG HE'S GAY
pee: HAHAHAHA
pee: ANd his dad is scruffy manlyman handsome
pee: So even if it skips
pee: You're set

italianqt: I'm uploading them
italianqt: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2362545&l=c207e33f49&id=1002778194
italianqt: durrrrrrr
italianqt: Ignore the combover
italianqt: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2362546&l=335bf50ad3&id=1002778194

pee: Um that's not an ugly baby

italianqt: He actually looks kinda cute there

pee: Yeah those aren't ugly baby pics
pee: Ugly babies have like
pee: Deformities

italianqt: Hahahah
italianqt: He has adult features on a baby face

lick: hahahah yeah he looks normal

italianqt: Ginormous lobes

lick: meh

italianqt: duurrrrr idiot look

lick: hon
lick: babies are idiots
lick: they all look like that

Cats.

Loganomic: Cats are cock blocks.
Pee: Serious cock blocks
Pee: Anthony kiedis said no cock blocking allowed
Loganomic: Cats don't listen to Anthony Kiedis.