Gayguins

lick: http://teddyhilton.com/2011-11-07-same-sex-penguin-couple-to-be-split-up-at-zoo-so-they-can-mate-with-females/?from=PH
lick: awwww
lick: hahahaha
lick: I wonder if they'll breed
Pee: Doubtful
Pee: They're gay!!
Pee: Jesus
lick: maybe they're bisexual penguins
Pee: Oohhh they could be
lick: or maybe all the female penguins are just total bitches
lick: and they were like, fuck this, let's have a bromance
lick: either way, I feel bad for them
lick: poor little gayguins :(
Pee: gayguins <3
Pee: I'd think female penguins would be total bitches
Pee: they look it
lick: right?
Pee: All stuck up
Pee: Dressed up fancy all the time
lick: in men's clothing
Pee: omg
Pee: They're butch lesbians
Pee: Just using the men for their spermies
lick: then how come they're all hooking up with the mens?
Pee: That's what happened
Pee: gayguins caught onto them
lick: they're not waddling on home to their women
Pee: No but all the wominz take month long trips to go "find food"
Pee: Yeah, they're finding fish, alright
lick: lesbian penguin orgy,.
lick: HAHAAH OMG
Pee: While the mens stay home with the eggs
Pee: Chillin
Pee: Be all hungry and shit
lick: omg that made me slap my knee
lick: like literally
Pee: HAHHAHAH
Pee: Yyeesss
Loganomic: Poor bromancing penguins.
Pee: I feel like we should start a fund
Pee: "Save the gayguins from having to stick their peeps into the butch lezguins"
lick: hahahahahaha
lick: at least they're classy butch
lick: and not slovenly butch
lick: all hanging around in dirty cargo shorts
Pee: Mhm, not Home Depot lezguins