Mah turn!

Ok, my turn.

Pee, Tauni, etc.
Not a morning person but came to the hospital at 4 am when my head fell off. In all fairness I probably didn't wake her up since she was most likely effing Logan at that time, but that makes it even more awesome that she came. ...to the hospital. You get my point. Basically, she's a sweetheart and wonderful friend. And has monster boobays. And my boyfriend once told her that she should just take her clothes off since she said it was warm in the house. She's held my hand while I shit, gotten my puke in her eye, and had my nip on her nose. What else can I say?OH! She also thought there was an earthquake once because apparently that's what it feels like from across the apartment when my drunk ass falls off my own bed. At least my head didn't fall off that time. Man...after writing all that, I can't believe this chick still talks to me.

Lauren, Rauren, etc.
You can talk to her about anything. She's like the tofu of conversation but not in a bad way, and that's probably one of my favorite things about her. Excellent listener. Has dogs with the magical ability to make phone calls (kinda like raptors can open doors in Jurassic Park). She has crabs in her sheets. Literally. Everything is bigger in Texas, like her brain, which is even more magical than her dog making phone calls. The random blurts of super-duper-insane-intelligence are effing hilarious and awesome. Also, you can't out-do the need to get fake lashes, do costume changes, and have a "back drop curtain" for our first "video chat". Lauren is awesome.

LIC, Rachel, RIC, etc.
Without her I wouldn't have the coolest car seat in the universe or daily emails from some random designer-kid-clothing website. She can't laugh without covering her mouth...does that make her part asian? I know they have some cultural thing about showing their teeth...maybe that explains Melina's aversion to Rachel. Hmm. Regardless, she's the queen of all things random on the internet. I can now die saying I've seen a grown man stuff an orange traffic cone up his ass. I wouldn't have gotten that experience if it weren't for Rachel and Stileproject.

Logan, Rogan, Logican, etc.
Logan is boning Tauni. Just thought I'd throw that out there first. Logan easily summed up: Nice to socially awkward, rude, unfortunate looking females, but mean(ish) to his friends. He's weird. I guess the day Logan starts being nice to you is the day that you might want to look into plastic surgery and a personality change, though. He came to see me with Tauni at 4 am when my head fell off too, so he's quite the trooper. He got to meet my boyfriend for the first time when Mike had tears streaming down his face in the hospital...so that's kinda random. And even though he puts on that "mean" front, Logan is actually a really awesome friend. I'm actually not saying that sarcastically, I swear.

Melina, Merina, Merrrrrrrrrina, etc.
Ok this is gonna be short and sweet, because that's EXACTLY what Melina does in chat. We'll all be going about our business, having a strangely non-perverted conversation and SBOOM, Melina will appear the ONE moment that someone mentions something that can either be construed as perverted or when someone mentions genitalia. It just...happens...each.and.every.time. Clockwork. Oh also, we all know exactly what her hell would be like and it makes us all laugh inside. A lot.

Billie, Birrie, Biwwie, etc.
We only get sneak attacks from Billie and it makes us all sad. She did get a cell phone which is a HUGE advancement in Billieness, but she needs the internet at home so some of her humor can be inserted into this thing.

And I think I'm done. I was going to do one-word ones but that actually seemed like it would take more time. Maybe I'll still do it. Hmm.