Melina's Two Cents

Oh. Hello! This is Melina here getting ready to lay the lowdown of how I see each of us imoppers. They are in no particular order, of course.



Peewee ~

Oh dearest peewee. She is so funny and witty with that dark side that keeps you coming back for more. You talk to her in a chat room for months and think she is this cute and sweet, innocent little thing and then she pipes up with something completely inappropriate and your brain pops and realizes who she REALLY is and now you can't get enough of that witty, sarcastic, dark humor. I think of Peewee as the bridge that connects us all as I don't think we would be quite as tight knit without her. She is also great with makeup and one night made her eyes up to be this rainbow sherbet-like lovely combination and has promised me she'll do her hair and eyes up in rainbow again one day. When things aren't going well for me at work or home life I often think "But I have yet to see the Peewee Rainbow Combination" and that keeps me plugging on.



Logan ~

Hmph. He can be the most caring of individuals but not when you're in a Walmart looking for Swedish Fish and he basically tells me to stop texting him asking him where they are. Then, he's just mean. By the way I finally found those Swedish Fish. At some point we were faux married which basically involved me threatening to walk him over hot coals or stinging bees I can't remember which. It was a short marriage, as most of mine usually are. It is fun to watch him be totally surprised, shocked, horrified, and forever scarred by whatever links Lic posts. I get a big kick out of this. Logan is also a big animal lover which I find adorable and sweet. He's also a worry wart and accident prone.



Lic ~

I've known about Lic for FOREVER on the old forum but never really got to know her until we all grouped together into this IMOP thing. Lic is an adorably doting mom but way more than just the title of "mom with two children". She is funny and yet oddly troubling. She will link us to the most insane, shocking, horrifying things on the internet and I sit here going "What. the. fuck?" a lot. If it weren't for Lic I'd probably not know quite as much about these things as I currently do. I appreciate her educating us in these ways as now I won't be so shocked when I come across them in real life (god I hope I don't..).



Steph ~

Oh Steph. Sometimes I worry about her! She is funny and very devoted to her lifestyle and dedicated to giving some of the most hard on their luck animals a loving home for the time they are with her. She volunteers at an animal rescue cleaning cages, fostering animals, and all that good stuff. Stupid people are the bane of her existence. Well, that could be said for all of us but she definitely lets it be known! She has an obsession with good beer which I will never understand as I hate the stuff. She has good taste in cars and probably good taste in clothing and makeup but I wouldn't know what good taste for either of those things are! She is also quite perverted and lets the whole world know when she has certain infections in certain areas of her body due to certain sexual acts. Quite charming.



Laureneeee ~

I was very perplexed when Laurenie came onto the scene but was assured that she was safe and sensible. Lauren is very much into animals of every kind and will spend all day researching one thing or another and BOOM next thing you know she is sending you pictures of her newest obsession. Sometimes they scare me. ;)



Billie ~

Oh funny Billie. Knowledgeable, wise, witty, and lays things down how they are in a comical way that no one else can. She flits in on a rainbow and leaves on a lightning bolt. We never get enough of Billie!



Melina ~

Melina. What can I say? She pops in and out of the conversations as she sees fit. A lot of times she sits back down to peek into chat and find the most insane things going on and she'll put in her two cents and hopes it goes well. There are many faces to Melina, almost as many as there are nicknames for her. You never know which one you're going to get! She generally cares a great deal about all of the Imoppers and can't express how much joy and hilarity has come from this group over the last 18 months or so. Of course she does have to save face so she can't just go all out wild but she does her best with those two cents. ;)